[lohaanda]

my kids: dad what’s for supper?
me: ooh hunny i am serving looks tonight
kids: we haven’t eaten in 3 days

[powerburial]

how to get a guy to smell your knee

[weedass]

[abandonedprogram]

[peanotbotter]

hickory dickory dock…the penis fucking cock

[manywinged]

first date take her to the evil building

[energyprison]

[heedra]

all cyberpunk stories are like “If you wanna crack open a cybercroissant this nasty, you’re gonna need a real top notch e-driller. i know a guy- Toledo Killswitch- he’s got the frag ordinance you need to grizzle this bocce ball.”

[fuckaspunk]

[autisticexpression]

[deputy-ajay-ghale]